onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

(Source: juvenialls)

Hey Valjean

recreationalcannibalism:

boisterousstarlet:

shoutpolesforeyes:

That’s a nice jacket you’ve got there.

I wonder what color it is.

You are fucking with me

NO IT’S TRUE I FUCKING CHECKED

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

sodamnrelatable:

“did you get a hair cut?”

“no, i got them all cut.”

(Source: buttermilkqueen)

fartgallery:

being forced to smile for a picture

the ONE TIME there’s porn on my dash is when i’m at school

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

ebuddies:

if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face

1time-4yourmind:

brah

(Source: bvsedjesus)

(Source: sodomies)

sniffling:

“yeah this is my turn right here”

(Source: stridings)